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hello thar I am shan & i love to bake.
I originate from a habitat surrounded by foxes having rampant sex and neighbours who think I'm a weirdo and when they spot me coming out the house conveniently go back inside because they 'forgot their coat' or 'left the oven on' because they know that if they stopped to talk they would enter into a 2 hour debate as to whether carrots have feelings & people who breastfeed their cats.
i'm always hungry and i regularly hi-five strangers on the underground & firmly believe in using the words 'Cor Blimey' to express the emotion of surprise.
I have a twitch in my right eye which makes me look like i'm winking at old balding men with a stomach shaped like a D but ACTUALLY i'm not and I like wearing sunglasses because it gives me free possibilities to look at people's arses. hmpf.
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hello thar I am shan & i love to bake.
I originate from a habitat surrounded by foxes having rampant sex and neighbours who think I'm a weirdo and when they spot me coming out the house conveniently go back inside because they 'forgot their coat' or 'left the oven on' because they know that if they stopped to talk they would enter into a 2 hour debate as to whether carrots have feelings & people who breastfeed their cats.
i'm always hungry and i regularly hi-five strangers on the underground & firmly believe in using the words 'Cor Blimey' to express the emotion of surprise.
I have a twitch in my right eye which makes me look like i'm winking at old balding men with a stomach shaped like a D but ACTUALLY i'm not and I like wearing sunglasses because it gives me free possibilities to look at people's arses. hmpf.
